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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

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PRIVATE;

[fabricates]

If you're not joking, then I'm just em8arrassed 8y the fact that you actually 8elieve this.
You don't have a chance against me, whether I 8other Nitram or not. And if I do, it's really none of your 8usiness anyway!
So why don't you try threatening someone it might actually work on?

PRIVATE;

[caprihorn]

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE OUR THREAT ALL SERIOUS LIKE SISTER.
then try not act too surprised when i murder you all like i did equius.
AND WHEN I MOTHERFUCKIN MURDERED NEPETA.
but maybe we won't make it that fuckin quick.
MIGHT BE MOTHERFUCKIN BETTER TO START BY RIPPING OFF YOUR WINGS.
or pulling that annoying eye of yours up at out of your skull.

PRIVATE;

[fabricates]

Grooooooooss!
Keep your fantasies to yourself, Makara.
No8ody wants to hear a8out it. And who cares who you killed?
I'm 8etter and I won't die.

PRIVATE;

[caprihorn]

YOU'VE UP AND DIED TWICE ALREADY.
and you're not that motherfuckin' special.
WOULDN'T BE HARD TO GET YOU UP AT A THIRD DEATH AND IF YOU THINK WE'RE WRONG IT JUST PROVES WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS THINK OF YOUR OWNSELF.
what we're all saying is you're crazy.

PRIVATE;

[fabricates]

Keep the threats coming!
You're giving me chills. ::::/
The only crazy one in this convers8tion is you.

[caprihorn]

REALLY?
you should ask kanaya if she thinks you're up at being crazy.

[DISCONNECTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.]

[fabricates]

[WELL FINE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY >O

Now that she's not talking to him that conversation sort of unsettles her, not that she'll ever admit it.]