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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

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[exceptfebruary]

She is under the mistaken impression that I am dangerous to you all.

[fabricates]

Seriously? That's so dum8!
8ut if she thinks she can't handle herself against a human, then that's her pro8lem.
I'm not nearly as weak or pathetic.

[exceptfebruary]

Oh no. You seem far from weak or pathetic. You seem very much more capable than Terezi so far.

[fabricates]

[No stop she's going to start preening.]

Of course I'm more capa8le than her! Don't forget it. ::::)

[exceptfebruary]

[ Just as planned. ]

Be assured I will not.

Julian Day. It's been a pleasure.

[fabricates]

I guess you're not so 8ad, for a human. So I'm going to actually grace you with my name, since I'm in such a giving mood today.
Vriska Serket.

[exceptfebruary]

Vriska Serket. It suits you.

[fabricates]

O8viously!!!!!!!! Or it wouldn't 8e my name.
It's a name fitting for a gam8lignant, if I do say so myself!