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[fabricates]

So what's the 8ig idea?
I was 8usy with some really 8ig and important irons 8efore this, you know!
Not that I 8lame you for wanting a gr8 hero like me. I mean, you pretty muched gra88ed the 8est there is.
How could I 8e angry when this place o8viously needs my touch????????
8ut, unfortun8 as it is, I've really got to get 8ack to my irons 8efore they get cold. That fire won't fan itself.
I've got 8ig 8ads to kill, useless gru8s to save, and a game to salvage. I'm on a tight schedule to get it all done, so as much as I'm really flattered that you need me so much, I just don't have the time!
Don't 8e too upset, 8ut I'm just too 8usy to 8e your hero.
May8e some other time. Oooooooor not. We'll just have to see. :::;)

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[fabricates]

What a8out you?
What's keeping you from 8eing the one to drop it?

[somethinglawful]

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[fabricates]

All I hear is 8lah 8lah, I don't want to admit that I can't 8e the first to stop trolling.
You're desper8 for me to 8e the one who does it first 8ecause you don't have what it takes to.