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capeandcowl2012-02-11 08:58 pm
sweetvalleygirl) wrote in capeandcowl2012-02-11 08:58 pm
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18 ☼ VIDEO ((accidental?))
[The feed shows Jessica delicately nibbling on a french fry. She is very clearly in a fast food restaurant and someone else is very sneakily (and shakily) holding the camera.]
Yeah, so anyway like I was saying, Johnny and Jessica and I were in the bathtub, too. And then the water turned on and we were all soaking wet and then Johnny was all--
Holy fuck. We've been here for an hour. Eat your goddamn chicken nuggets or I will shove them down your throat.
Don't curse at me! Ohmigawd! Rude!
I don't care. Just eat your damn food.
I can't eat those. [Another fry in her mouth.] I'm on the yogurt diet.
Yogurt isn't food.
Yes it is! It was revered by the ancient Greeks for it's healing properties.
And look where that got them.
Whatever. Anyway, Alexander the Great got really sick while traveling through Turkey, and some locals gave him yogurt and he got better. He said it was the food of the gods. You see, the Greeks didn't have yogurt technology back then. Their civilization hadn't progressed that far. Also, Abraham credited yogurt as the reason for his longevity. Abraham as in the one from the bible, I mean.
[several seconds of silence]
How the fuck do you know all that?
Don't curse! And anyway it's like, common knowledge. Duh.
No.
Hahaha, yes, Jason.
I refuse to accept that Alexander the Great and Abraham's eating habits are common knowledge to someone who didn't know that McDonald's has apple pie.
[Jessica makes a face. She's not impressed.]
Sorry apple pie is not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of fast food. Gawd.
Okay, sure. Just hurry it up, fatty.
[A pause, then RAEGFACE as she's reaching across the table to swat at the communicator.]
What the hell! You're such a di-- Ohmigawd have you been recording me this whole ti--
((ooc: Red- Jason, black- Jessica))
Yeah, so anyway like I was saying, Johnny and Jessica and I were in the bathtub, too. And then the water turned on and we were all soaking wet and then Johnny was all--
Holy fuck. We've been here for an hour. Eat your goddamn chicken nuggets or I will shove them down your throat.
Don't curse at me! Ohmigawd! Rude!
I don't care. Just eat your damn food.
I can't eat those. [Another fry in her mouth.] I'm on the yogurt diet.
Yogurt isn't food.
Yes it is! It was revered by the ancient Greeks for it's healing properties.
And look where that got them.
Whatever. Anyway, Alexander the Great got really sick while traveling through Turkey, and some locals gave him yogurt and he got better. He said it was the food of the gods. You see, the Greeks didn't have yogurt technology back then. Their civilization hadn't progressed that far. Also, Abraham credited yogurt as the reason for his longevity. Abraham as in the one from the bible, I mean.
[several seconds of silence]
How the fuck do you know all that?
Don't curse! And anyway it's like, common knowledge. Duh.
No.
Hahaha, yes, Jason.
I refuse to accept that Alexander the Great and Abraham's eating habits are common knowledge to someone who didn't know that McDonald's has apple pie.
[Jessica makes a face. She's not impressed.]
Sorry apple pie is not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of fast food. Gawd.
Okay, sure. Just hurry it up, fatty.
[A pause, then RAEGFACE as she's reaching across the table to swat at the communicator.]
What the hell! You're such a di-- Ohmigawd have you been recording me this whole ti--
((ooc: Red- Jason, black- Jessica))