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032 → Voice

Well, it's funny how quickly time flies when you're having fun, isn't it? [ Oh there's so much sarcasm there. He's had such a great week. Actually, there's a pretty annoyed edge to his tone. ]

I want to thank eveyrone who's stayed calm over the past week and a half. The way the community's pulled together has been really inspiring. I know I can't speak on a national scale, or even a state-wide scale [ :( ] but I can assure you that as a city, we're going to make sure that we have procedures in place, and that we can do everything we can to ensure both the safety of both the natives, and you. If anyone has any suggestions, my brand new communicator's on, and my door's open, so I'd be happy to entertain any ideas.

That being said, please remember that the authorities are out there to help you, and if you suspect something shitty's going down, I'd encourage you to report it to the people you trust the most, as well as the police.

[ A small pause. He taps a pen on the table. ]

Stay safe out there, and let's pray we're overreacting.

[ ENCRYPTED TO JAMES BOND ]

The song from the fucking bodyguard, you shithead?

[ /End encryption ]

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I have heard of it, yes.

Really? Because I just had some guy in a fucking Cupid Costume come and sing it to me!

And you didn't kick him out the door!

... I don't recall seeing him.

Maybe he really was Cupid!

[ A tap, tap, tap ]

Don't make me kill your X-Box.

You wouldn't.

I will kill your fucking X-box.

Don't kill my fucking X-box. Take me instead.

I'm not going to kill you! Maybe give you a paycut for pulling this stunt!

I was set up! I reckon Edward is the one you need to be speaking to.

That's bullshit, and you know it!

Its a possibility.

Only a possibility?

Its the thought that counts...

What was the thought behind it, exactly?

That I-ee-I will always love you...?

That's fucking obscene, James. Good thing you're a spy and not a singer.

Spoilsport.

You hired a half-naked singer!

Because I care.

That's what passes for caring these days? Color me surprised.

At least it shows I think about you...

But what the fuck are you thinking about me!?

That you might enjoy a serenade.

What about me says to you that I'm a music lover?

I imagine you've conversed with many stereos in your time.

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