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[smilelikeaknife]

Leap day.

How many of you will leap?

Try this:

I'll answer one question, if you ask it properly, and providing it isn't offensively stupid.

Think carefully. I'm not burdened by time, and the next time I pay attention to mortal calendar affairs may be few and far between.

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[smilelikeaknife]

Even you don't have that kind of willpower.

[enigmaestro]

Even me, it says.

[smilelikeaknife]

Say thank you.

[enigmaestro]

It'll take more flattery than that.

[smilelikeaknife]

Don't fish. It's not polite.

[enigmaestro]

I don't necessarily value politeness.

[smilelikeaknife]

No, and I'm more interested in the other things you value.

[enigmaestro]

I would be surprised if you weren't.

[smilelikeaknife]

It's proof of investment.

[enigmaestro]

You invest in many.

[smilelikeaknife]

It's true.

It's been a good day.

[enigmaestro]

For you, that's quite obvious.

[smilelikeaknife]

Are you bothered?

[enigmaestro]

No, you are free to your other enjoyments.

As I am free to mine.

[smilelikeaknife]

Are you asking for a measure of freedom?

[enigmaestro]

There is no asking with you.

[smilelikeaknife]

Are you implying that you are telling me?

[enigmaestro]

Absolutely not.

I'm implying that I'm taking what I want, which is hardly a cry from my usual habits.

[smilelikeaknife]

And I was in such a good mood.

I have something you'll want more.

[enigmaestro]

Oh no, I singlehandedly ruined your good mood.

Do you now.

[smilelikeaknife]

Did I lie?

[enigmaestro]

You didn't ring false.

[smilelikeaknife]

Then don't make stupid comments.

[enigmaestro]

And here I thought you appreciated eye-for-an-eye concepts. A stupid comment for a stupid comment.

[smilelikeaknife]

I appreciate you when you're actually a challenge, instead of a dog begging to be brought to heel.