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» gwen stacy « ([personal profile] candidly) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-03-01 06:09 pm

fifteen ✶ voice

You know, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier if I wasn't a city girl so I could just like go camping or something when everything goes to hell in a handbasket.

But then I remember I've watched too many horror movies and too many crime shows to ever want to be in the woods by myself without like... a tank backing me up. And tanks are probably really expensive, so I guess I'm just gonna have to get a dog bowl and write "KILLER" on it. Or a sign that says like "beware of spiders and human matchsticks". Dunno if that's more or less threatening than "beware of dog" though.

[ encrypted to hank mccoy: ]
Hey, Dr. McCoy? Can I ask you a question and maybe a favor?
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
But that'll only scare away the arachnophobics.

You still totally need a dog if you do that. Or a bigger attack spider.
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, yeah. Those apartments are pretty tiny...

What about an...attack cat?

Do cats do that?
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I guess. I had a dog in a little apartment when I was a kid but he was tiny and didn't seem to mind it much.

You could just put out the sign and hope no one actually tries to go past it.
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Just all hypothetical about what sign to get then?
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
You could go like, completely surreal.

Just 'Ooga Booga' as the sign.
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Boooring.

We could make it anyway and stick it in the porter building. It would be pretty accurate about how everything is here half the time.
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[personal profile] foreverbouncing 2012-03-02 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
It'd just be a sign on the wall! I don't mean spray-paint it or anything.