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capeandcowl2012-03-01 06:09 pm
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You know, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier if I wasn't a city girl so I could just like go camping or something when everything goes to hell in a handbasket.
But then I remember I've watched too many horror movies and too many crime shows to ever want to be in the woods by myself without like... a tank backing me up. And tanks are probably really expensive, so I guess I'm just gonna have to get a dog bowl and write "KILLER" on it. Or a sign that says like "beware of spiders and human matchsticks". Dunno if that's more or less threatening than "beware of dog" though.
[ encrypted to hank mccoy: ]
Hey, Dr. McCoy? Can I ask you a question and maybe a favor?
But then I remember I've watched too many horror movies and too many crime shows to ever want to be in the woods by myself without like... a tank backing me up. And tanks are probably really expensive, so I guess I'm just gonna have to get a dog bowl and write "KILLER" on it. Or a sign that says like "beware of spiders and human matchsticks". Dunno if that's more or less threatening than "beware of dog" though.
[ encrypted to hank mccoy: ]
Hey, Dr. McCoy? Can I ask you a question and maybe a favor?
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You still totally need a dog if you do that. Or a bigger attack spider.
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What about an...attack cat?
Do cats do that?
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You could just put out the sign and hope no one actually tries to go past it.
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Just 'Ooga Booga' as the sign.
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We could make it anyway and stick it in the porter building. It would be pretty accurate about how everything is here half the time.
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