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fifteen ✶ voice

You know, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier if I wasn't a city girl so I could just like go camping or something when everything goes to hell in a handbasket.

But then I remember I've watched too many horror movies and too many crime shows to ever want to be in the woods by myself without like... a tank backing me up. And tanks are probably really expensive, so I guess I'm just gonna have to get a dog bowl and write "KILLER" on it. Or a sign that says like "beware of spiders and human matchsticks". Dunno if that's more or less threatening than "beware of dog" though.

[ encrypted to hank mccoy: ]
Hey, Dr. McCoy? Can I ask you a question and maybe a favor?

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The Bahamas sounds really nice right about now actually.

It's been a while since we had a beach party. Next disaster, I vote we take a week's vacation.

I like the way you think, dude.

What can I say? I always have good ideas.

Nobody always has good ideas.

Have I given you a bad one yet?

I've only talked to you twice, dude. Give it time.

That just means I'm two for two. That's 'always' for the time being.

Hey, it's your fall.

And when that happens, you can say 'I told you so.' Until then, I think I'm pretty damn perfect.

[He's joking, of course.]

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I'll tell you and I'll laugh while doing it.

And I'll probably deserve it. I do hope that you'll be at least a little gentle, though.

I'll try, but I make no promises.

It's not perfect, but I guess I'll take it.

You know, there's not really an option besides taking it.

I could always just ignore it to preserve my fragile self-esteem?

You could, but then the conversation wouldn't go anywhere.

Well... That would be a shame, I guess.

You guess?

Well, I guess I know, since it'd be depriving you of my brilliant ideas.

You're so full of yourself.

Only when I'm joking around- I mean being completely serious.

Oh, sure. I totally believe you.

As you rightfully should. I, at the very least, am an honest catperson.

You should find a better word than "catperson".

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