eighteen Ϟ video

[currentcy]

[ It's your favorite scarred up baldy, City. He's sitting on Parker's couch with his feet up on the coffee table. ]

So, St. Patrick's Day is in a week, anyone got plans? Because if you don't, I don't either, and I could use a little company barhopping--with-benefits. Doesn't have to be like a date or anything, just, you know... something to keep from getting bored. Drinking alone sucks and we all know it.

[ He shrugs, palms open, and grins. ]

Think about it. I'm great with crowd control.

Comments

[currentcy]

It was pretty cute.

[bullseye]

I'm going to kill you. Remember that. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next week, but one day...BAM. Dead.

[currentcy]

You're just pissed off I saw your abs.

[bullseye]

Like everyone's seen my abs. I'm pissed off you electrocuted me into fucking unconsciousness so you could look at my abs, you skeevy motherfucker.

[currentcy]

I didn't want to see your ugly abs, you creep. I wanted to shut you up!

[bullseye]

Ugly? Woooow. So this is a jealousy thing, then?

[currentcy]

Wh -- no, why'd I be jealous of you?! That's stupid!

[bullseye]

Because you're flabby and old? Duh.

[currentcy]

I am not flabby. [ SUPER OFFENDED. ]

[bullseye]

Compared to me you are.

[currentcy]

No way. No way.

[ He moves his communicator so that it's filming his torso and pulls his shirt up to show his abs off. ]

No way!

[bullseye]

I've seen monkeys with more definition.

[currentcy]

I'm going to fry your damn ass off.

[bullseye]

You're not gonna touch my ass, gaywad.

[currentcy]

I'm not gay. And it's a figure of speech!

[bullseye]

Whatever. Bring it on, pussy. I'm waitin'.

[currentcy]

Don't like it too much.