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[waspishly]

This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

Comments

[waspishly]

that's a lot of reading material vanishing

[hexappeal]

They make up for it, mostly with reality shows.

[waspishly]

a new level of hell

[hexappeal]

Only if you watch them.

[waspishly]

the fact that someone is creating them is enough

[hexappeal]

Well, there is one starring Han Solo, so they aren't all that bad.

[waspishly]

why the fuck is han solo doing reality tv? he should be off travelling parsecs with the carpet

[hexappeal]

Because space travel isn't the same in this world. Also, I suspect he likes money and I like watching him.

[waspishly]

i would rather watch star wars. why has he not recreated shitty knock offs yet?

[hexappeal]

I don't know. I'll suggest it to him.

[waspishly]

i bet Lucas would pay him boatloads

[hexappeal]

If he can form words.

[waspishly]

he doesn't need to

[hexappeal]

You know, I'm not even sure if he exists here. Come to think of it.

[waspishly]

george lucas exists on all planes of existence

[hexappeal]

Then maybe you should get in contact with him.

[waspishly]

i'll email him personally

[hexappeal]

You seemed like the sort that would. I'm glad that you're so vigilant!

[waspishly]

he will understand our concern

[hexappeal]

Our? I'm not sure this can be a "we" situation when I don't even know your name.

[waspishly]

names are unnecessary in this united front for more han solo movies, comrade

[hexappeal]

Hey, I've got nothing to lose. We hang out regularly.

[waspishly]

not the same as seeing him on the big screen with shitty sfx and badly done scripts

[hexappeal]

His ass is better in person, I swear it.

[waspishly]

fuck i want that