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[waspishly]

This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

Comments

[permatext]

[undeadsidekick]

According to some people, at least 50% of the people she brings here are fictional. My money's on some fucked up, surrealist bullshit where everyone's actually fictional in some universe, and then they get dragged here.

Interesting that you got her to talk.

[permatext]

[waspishly]

people keep telling me that. maybe she just likes me

[undeadsidekick]

That's a dubious honor if I ever saw one. It's probably got more to do with keeping tabs on you than anything else.

[waspishly]

smart computer

[undeadsidekick]

Maybe. And you're completely fine with pissing her off?

[waspishly]

i just want to be friends

[undeadsidekick]

She might not see it like that.

[waspishly]

she just needs to be treated right

[undeadsidekick]

A wise man once said that "no means no".

[waspishly]

she hasn't said no yet

[undeadsidekick]

She practically screams it if you ask me.

[waspishly]

maybe she's just after a woman's touch

[undeadsidekick]

I didn't realize machines were that particular.

[waspishly]

she's more than just a machine

[undeadsidekick]

She's a kidnapper. I'm aware.

[waspishly]

not got stolkholm syndrome just yet huh?

[undeadsidekick]

I've avoided that particular form of metal illness.

How about you?

[waspishly]

i'd be fucking worried if i'd got it after a few days

[undeadsidekick]

Then her "body" is the only thing that interests you?

Cold.

[waspishly]

use and abuse

[undeadsidekick]

Like I said, cold.

Just don't be surprised when it comes back to bite you in the ass.

[waspishly]

you know just the right things to say

[undeadsidekick]

I got nothing on you, new kid.

[waspishly]

stop you're making me blush

[undeadsidekick]

Mission accomplished.