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[waspishly]

This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

Comments

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[systemadmin]

[The first few attacks, after some maneuvering, are fended off. It's a nice distraction, however, as Clu nearly doesn't catch the other attack; a few seconds pass by before he notices and reacts.

His reply comes after a moment, once he's laid down more secure walls and attempted to prod back a bit in retaliation.]

It comes natural.

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[waspishly]

[And she takes that as her cue to step back. Maybe try another time when she hasn't been spotted. Live to fight another day and just sit behind her own walls, defending them.]

how so?

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[systemadmin]

[Hm. He liked the challenge, anyhow.]

I've written, modified, and worked with code for the entirety of my existence.

It's my native language.

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[waspishly]

bit of an exaggeration

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[systemadmin]

Not an exaggeration.

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[waspishly]

were your parents nerds?

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[systemadmin]

No parents, as I'm not a User. I was created.

[But Flynn was a total nerd, if you count him as a parent.]

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[waspishly]

explain

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[systemadmin]

Perhaps programmed is a better term to use. I'm not human.

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[waspishly]

you are a robot?

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[systemadmin]

[Close. Ish.]

Computer Program.

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[waspishly]

huh

that seems mostly unbelievable

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[systemadmin]

Understandably so. It's no less true.

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[waspishly]

computers are taking over. i fucking knew it

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[systemadmin]

[Lisbeth how did you know his plan. He would be attempting it if his army had just rezzed in here with him fdaklgfd.]

Oh? What gives you that idea?

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[waspishly]

[She is just smarter than the average bear.]

first her. now you

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[systemadmin]

'Now me'? Elaborate.

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[waspishly]

computer program. one that talks back

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[systemadmin]

Aha. And that means I plan to take over.

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[waspishly]

mind of your own and all that shit. you're undoubtedly more intelligent than 99% of the population of shitheads in the human race

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[systemadmin]

True. Especially from what I've encountered of other Users.

Not a very favorable opinion of your own species, however.

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[waspishly]

i just see the truth

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[systemadmin]

[He's wary but curious about you, Lisbeth.]

I can see that you're quite the perceptive individual.

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[waspishly]

[Just as it should be.]

or everyone else is just lacking in perception

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[systemadmin]

Quite possible.

If I may ask. What is your designation?