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[ the forty-first ] / [ video ]

[Edward Nygma is in the mayor’s office, sitting in the mayor’s chair. Mitchell’s usual desk tag is conspicuously missing from the view of the camera. He broadcasts this breaking news to the Network first, and so far there has not been any media coverage coming from City Hall.

Eddie leans forward towards the camera just a touch.]

Mitchell Hundred is missing. Contact was initially attempted sixty-eight minutes ago and has been consistent ever since. He has yet to respond to any attempt of communication. I don’t need to tell you, Network, how highly unorthodox such behavior is for Mayor Hundred, and logically we are treating this as an emergency. We’ve yet to acquire substantial, palpable evidence indicating a port-out or a kidnapping, but the fact that any effort to contact him has thus failed rather suggests harrowing possibilities. We must now resort to more dramatic maneuvers.

The available details are as follows: at four-twenty this afternoon, Mitchell had suffered from a minor concussion while overseeing reconstruction in Times Square. He was briefly hospitalized and then returned to Gracie Manor shortly after his release. His last contact was made at Gracie Manor. He is now physically missing from Gracie Manor.

[Eddie inclines his head slightly, his eyes never leaving the camera view. He draws back his shoulders.]

With a heavy heart, I must now resume the responsibility of acting Mayor until our efforts to retrieve Mitchell Hundred are fulfilled.

[And then he smirks.]

Mayor Nygma, signing off.

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What's wrong with my suit?

... Everything?

It's green.

So? Green is flattering and symbolic.

It's green. It's a green suit. You are wearing a green suit!

Yes. You can observe things, well done.

You're not even ashamed.

This is some kind of Hell on Earth.

I'm not ashamed? And why should I be?

[Wait for it.]

I'm the mayor!

[(fuu)]

Fuck that. We're finding that motherfucker.

Do have fun.

Don't sound so enthusiastic.

How presumptuous, for you to tell the mayor what to do.

And here I didn't think you could get more insufferable.

That's Mayor Insufferable to you.

Yeah.

That's never going to happen, Nygma.

Mayor Nygma.

Not even in your wildest dreams.

Well that's blatantly not true. My wildest dreams, remember.

[KEYWORDS]

Are you ever not smug? Honest question.

[LMAOAKSLDJALSD]

Why would I answer that?

The answer is no. Isn't it.

I'll feel bad for Mitchell, if you're the one to find him.

There will be hell to pay, won't there be?

I'm not completely fucking unreasonable.

I probably won't punch his teeth out.

People without teeth are not highly electable, Midnighter.

Neither are assholes in green suits, I'd wager.

So I take it you're not very familiar with politics?

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