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capeandcowl2012-04-01 02:47 pm
viced) wrote in capeandcowl2012-04-01 02:47 pm
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Good afternoon, imports. [ Oh hey, it's the mayor dressed back in a suit, and looking about as professional as usual. He has a grim smile on his face, and the comm is obviously placed on his mayoral desk, Mitchell on the other side. ]
I know it's been a very interesting two weeks, and I'm very sorry for my lack of presence. Unfortunately, it seems I'm just as human as anyone else, and found myself out of comission. I'm happy to say that as of today, I'm back in the Mayor's seat, and I'm proud of the way the City administration came together in a time when things weren't so certain. Each of the members of City Hall were exemplary during the past few weeks, and I think we can all agree that it's a godsend that I have so many talented and brilliant people here in City Hall.
[ He shuffles then, and looks down at his papers. ]
And while I know it's April Fools, there's something serious I need to address. Recently information came out about the police force. I'm disheartened to say that the force acted outside of the law in response to certain crises, and while I have always supported the police force, and hoped that they would always act with decorum, we're making sure that a full investigation is acted out over the next few weeks. Nobody should fear the cops, and I hope that most in the city will agree with me that the charges of torture are inexcusable. If they prove true, we will begin a closer look at the force, and begin implementing measures to ensure that there's greater oversight for not just the members of the police force, but also for the good of the City itself.
If anyone does have any information, I urge them to speak up about it. Any information can bring a speedy conclusion to this problem, and we can get the right people to the police force.
[ He pauses, still grim, before starting to reach out to the grab the comm, but there's a shift, and while reached out, Mitchell isn't in his suit anymore, he's in a really goofy getup. Helmet, jetpack, and all. He stops, looking at his hand, mouth opening, before: ]
Motherfu--
COMMUNICATOR, OFF.
I know it's been a very interesting two weeks, and I'm very sorry for my lack of presence. Unfortunately, it seems I'm just as human as anyone else, and found myself out of comission. I'm happy to say that as of today, I'm back in the Mayor's seat, and I'm proud of the way the City administration came together in a time when things weren't so certain. Each of the members of City Hall were exemplary during the past few weeks, and I think we can all agree that it's a godsend that I have so many talented and brilliant people here in City Hall.
[ He shuffles then, and looks down at his papers. ]
And while I know it's April Fools, there's something serious I need to address. Recently information came out about the police force. I'm disheartened to say that the force acted outside of the law in response to certain crises, and while I have always supported the police force, and hoped that they would always act with decorum, we're making sure that a full investigation is acted out over the next few weeks. Nobody should fear the cops, and I hope that most in the city will agree with me that the charges of torture are inexcusable. If they prove true, we will begin a closer look at the force, and begin implementing measures to ensure that there's greater oversight for not just the members of the police force, but also for the good of the City itself.
If anyone does have any information, I urge them to speak up about it. Any information can bring a speedy conclusion to this problem, and we can get the right people to the police force.
[ He pauses, still grim, before starting to reach out to the grab the comm, but there's a shift, and while reached out, Mitchell isn't in his suit anymore, he's in a really goofy getup. Helmet, jetpack, and all. He stops, looking at his hand, mouth opening, before: ]
Motherfu--
COMMUNICATOR, OFF.
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are you discrminatin against my culture
howw unsavvory
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thats cannibalism
i cannot fuckin believve you
[THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO WIN.]
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And I'm sure Edward would love it if you sabotaged his position. Which is what would happen if you keep going down this road.
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you think anybodys goin to take anythin i call you seriously
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Maybe you're right.
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and so do you
im unfuckintouchable
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Right.
I just think that maybe you shouldn't be so forward with your intentions. You're practically transparent.
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wwhich honestly i got nothin against you all personal-like mitch i just think that bendin ovver backwwards for these bottomfeeders routine a yours is ruinin your grasp on powwer is all
and kinda pathetic but thats an aside
still maybe im just givvin ed a hard time by givvin you one
maybe hangin around quen is givvin me FITFUL FUCKIN DREAMS a teenage rebellion or wwhatever your human adolescents do
maybe im bored
wwho evven KNOWWS wwith someone all fuckin mysterious like myself
anywway wwhats anybody goin to do really
ivve got awwful powwerful friends and im not talkin about ed
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We all have all-powerful friends, kid. That's nothing new, we're living in the City. What you should worry about is who has the more powerful friends, or even worse, who has more than you on their own.
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and they dont make friends easy
i heavvily favvor the omniscient type
[EDDIE HAS THE BEST TASTE IN WARDS OBV]
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Well there aren't too many gods around here, you know. Now if you're talking about the Endless, you should know that I know a lot more about them than you do.
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[A SWITCH TO VOICE, JUST TO DRAWL THAT.]
Do glubbin' tell.
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What, and share my knowledge with you? I don't think so.
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That's just sad.
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[an audible shrug!! and then a super thoughtful pause.]
Comic books, huh.
You ewer read what Ed was in?
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Sorry, comic books are completely confidential. I'm in a city filled with people from them, and that means I know how to be discreet.
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Right. A course, Mitch.
After all, you know the history a all these dangerous psychotic type a folk runnin' about murderin' each other here. If that got out, whale -
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I wouldn't be surprised if they'd straight out slit the fuckin' tongue outta your head, all to keep you from makin' incriminatin' bubbly fuckin' fishnoises about what they done.
Huh.
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I can tell.
[insulting his hipster pride tbh]
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I've been reading Starman since the beginning, you can't tell me that's not indie!
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Point is, I know you're lyin' to me.
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