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[beatstheclock]

okay fess up
who's the piece of shit with the big ideas kidnapping me right out of the jaws of death and making me into one of you assholes with the flimsy shell and the hair
giving me a phone and shit
is this some kind of prank
might even be worse than dying was gonna be
how is a man supposed to work like this

turn me back right now or i will put so many blades into you you'll look like a walking pincushion
what are you scared?
you should be
normally i'd cut you a deal but you went and lost yourself living privileges

shouldn't be too hard to get the drop on you either
see looks to me like the whole city's just full of a buncha soft idiots waltzing around asking stupid questions
what's the time he says, aaaaargh why did you stab me he says
liked the second question better
people round here got a lot of nerve
i can fix that
best solution is kill everybody who looks at you funny
you got a problem with that then step right up

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[glowsferatu]

Someone Preempted You In That
Im Already Dead Anyway
So If Youre Planning To Stab Anyone Maybe Id Make A Better Target Actually
That Way No One Would Need Be Hurt Unnecessarily
Well
Unless Its A Target That Simply Demands Killing Those Do Happen

[beatstheclock]

you don't sound very dead to me

[glowsferatu]

Well I Lacked The Good Sense To Retain That Quality
But Not Through Anything So Gauche As The Typical Means
I Opted Instead For The Occasional Inconvenience Of Undeath

[beatstheclock]

and now you're an unkillable zombie
i'm not seeing the inconvenience

[glowsferatu]

Not A Zombie I Have Experience With That Variety
My Own Expression Is Far Different From A Shambler
Im A Rainbow Drinker

[beatstheclock]

'rainbow drinker'
speak english wouldja

[glowsferatu]

Uh Neither Of Those Words Are Exactly Missing From That Language
If You Hadnt Noticed We Trolls Have A Variety Of Colors To Our Blood
Perhaps You Can Infer The Meaning Of The Phrase From That Fact