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[beatstheclock]

okay fess up
who's the piece of shit with the big ideas kidnapping me right out of the jaws of death and making me into one of you assholes with the flimsy shell and the hair
giving me a phone and shit
is this some kind of prank
might even be worse than dying was gonna be
how is a man supposed to work like this

turn me back right now or i will put so many blades into you you'll look like a walking pincushion
what are you scared?
you should be
normally i'd cut you a deal but you went and lost yourself living privileges

shouldn't be too hard to get the drop on you either
see looks to me like the whole city's just full of a buncha soft idiots waltzing around asking stupid questions
what's the time he says, aaaaargh why did you stab me he says
liked the second question better
people round here got a lot of nerve
i can fix that
best solution is kill everybody who looks at you funny
you got a problem with that then step right up

Comments

[Video]

[a_relative_hero]

[Joel stares a moment.]

You just got here and you already stabbed some innocent person?

text forever

[beatstheclock]

yep

[Eloquent!]

permatext

[demonspawn]

have you ever considered anger management

permatext

[beatstheclock]

people've tried
didn't end well for them or the therapist

text;

[futureleader]

You caught me. I just couldn't resist being an asshole by kidnapping you from death.

permatext

[beatstheclock]

who're you then
some kind of interdimensional asshole
i got a good remedy for those

[enigmaestro]

I love your impression of your stabbed victim. "Aaaargh".

Classic.

permatext

[beatstheclock]

thanks i worked real hard on it

sure is a big peanut gallery around here
you all just wait around to make stupid comments on people not being dead like they should or what

voice;

[baddaboom]

Geeze, what's with all this writin'? Is everyone just getting talkier and talkier, these days? This ain't your personal diary, you know! For one thing, the network doesn't have a cutesy little lock on it!

text NEENER NEENER

[beatstheclock]

then we got this wiseguy
are you saying i'm girly

[glowsferatu]

Oh Its You Again

[beatstheclock]

what
what the hell are you doing here
i thought i was done with this

permavid & text.

[culver]

[TOO FRIGHTENED TO ACTUALLY COMMENT TO THE POST PROPERLY]

Who is this Kanaya?

[tridentkind]

O)(!
I t)(ink I remember you.

[beatstheclock]

oh for
how many of you are there here exactly

text

[doubleoohbaby]

Word to not so wise; set yourself up before you start admitting to murders. People don't take too kindly to it all...

permatext

[beatstheclock]

yeah no shit that's kind of the point of murder
besides i said i stabbed a guy not that i killed him

[seeress]

[ trying not to flip her shit yep ]

Oh.

[beatstheclock]

[who dat
OH WELL MUST NOT BE IMPORTANT]

you got something to say

Text

[liebe_krieg]

You certainly know how to make a first impression.

permatext

[beatstheclock]

i do what i want to do
if other people don't like it that's not my problem

[somethinglawful]

W3LL
TH1S SUR3 SOUNDS F4M1L14R
>8\

[beatstheclock]

yeah i could say the same
starting to feel just like old times
old, infuriating times where i had to babysit a bunch of kids

permavoice

[bullseye]

You already lost points for not showin' it.

permatext

[beatstheclock]

last i checked i'm not here to entertain you

Voice

[wind_dancer]

I have a problem with it as do a lot of people here.

permatext

[beatstheclock]

it was a threat
i don't actually care how many of you bleeding heart types there are

video;

[boozebot]

Hi Slick!

voice

[beatstheclock]

Who the hell are you?

... is this some time travel business?

voice

[brutalsorrow]

[Oh she was going to skip right over this post until she sees the stabbing part. And boy, does it get her attention!]

Are you saying that you have assaulted an innocent civilian of this city?

permatext

[beatstheclock]

kinda acted it out more than i said it

[crab]

OH MY BILGETHRASHING HELL.
IT'S YOU.
THAT IS YOU, RIGHT.
MY YOU.
NOT THE OMNIPOTENT DOG DEMON YOU.

[beatstheclock]

some mes get all the luck
not like the me i am right now who has about seven kids all shrieking at him
i know who you are if that's what you're asking