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[beatstheclock]

okay fess up
who's the piece of shit with the big ideas kidnapping me right out of the jaws of death and making me into one of you assholes with the flimsy shell and the hair
giving me a phone and shit
is this some kind of prank
might even be worse than dying was gonna be
how is a man supposed to work like this

turn me back right now or i will put so many blades into you you'll look like a walking pincushion
what are you scared?
you should be
normally i'd cut you a deal but you went and lost yourself living privileges

shouldn't be too hard to get the drop on you either
see looks to me like the whole city's just full of a buncha soft idiots waltzing around asking stupid questions
what's the time he says, aaaaargh why did you stab me he says
liked the second question better
people round here got a lot of nerve
i can fix that
best solution is kill everybody who looks at you funny
you got a problem with that then step right up

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[beatstheclock]

Thought you were just a whiny kid. What the hell are you then?

[baddaboom]

I'm a digimon, nat-ur-ally! Not that you'd know it to look at me, now. Which ain't my fault, it's this stupid world's! Just you watch, if I was back in my own body, I'd show that computer a thing or two!

[beatstheclock]

What the absolute shit is a digimon?

[baddaboom]

What's a-- alright, lemme tell you a thing or two, buddy! Digimon, digital monsters, artificial lifeforms, whatever you wanna call us! This ain't really rocket science... Well, 'less you're a Machinedramon, obviously. But I ain't one of those losers, no way!