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capeandcowl2012-04-05 09:35 pm
beatstheclock) wrote in capeandcowl2012-04-05 09:35 pm
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okay fess up
who's the piece of shit with the big ideas kidnapping me right out of the jaws of death and making me into one of you assholes with the flimsy shell and the hair
giving me a phone and shit
is this some kind of prank
might even be worse than dying was gonna be
how is a man supposed to work like this
turn me back right now or i will put so many blades into you you'll look like a walking pincushion
what are you scared?
you should be
normally i'd cut you a deal but you went and lost yourself living privileges
shouldn't be too hard to get the drop on you either
see looks to me like the whole city's just full of a buncha soft idiots waltzing around asking stupid questions
what's the time he says, aaaaargh why did you stab me he says
liked the second question better
people round here got a lot of nerve
i can fix that
best solution is kill everybody who looks at you funny
you got a problem with that then step right up
who's the piece of shit with the big ideas kidnapping me right out of the jaws of death and making me into one of you assholes with the flimsy shell and the hair
giving me a phone and shit
is this some kind of prank
might even be worse than dying was gonna be
how is a man supposed to work like this
turn me back right now or i will put so many blades into you you'll look like a walking pincushion
what are you scared?
you should be
normally i'd cut you a deal but you went and lost yourself living privileges
shouldn't be too hard to get the drop on you either
see looks to me like the whole city's just full of a buncha soft idiots waltzing around asking stupid questions
what's the time he says, aaaaargh why did you stab me he says
liked the second question better
people round here got a lot of nerve
i can fix that
best solution is kill everybody who looks at you funny
you got a problem with that then step right up
no subject
i'll put it in little words
i destroyed your universe
whoops
no subject
YOU MONUMENTAL JACKASS.
OK WELL
I GUESS THAT'S NOT SO PERCEPTION SHATTERING A CONFESSION.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS GOING BACK THERE ANYWAY.
OR LIKE EVERYONE WASN'T ALREADY DEAD.
no subject
[A MITE BITTER?? IT'S POSSIBLE]
no subject
OK LOOK THAT WASN'T MY IDEA.
SO YOU CAN GET YOUR UNDERGARMENTS DISENTANGLED BEFORE YOU EVEN START DOWN THAT ROAD.
AND YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAD BEEN ABLE TO KEEP YOUR HOT LITTLE PAWS OFF THE QUEEN'S RING, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO EXILE YOU AT ALL.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO PULL THE INNOCENT CARD ON ME.
I'M NOT BUYING IT, UNDERSTAND?