10. audio

[somethinglawful]

Oh my gosh, I need advice right now!!!

[gee, terezi sure does seem to be worked up about something. she sounds terribly distressed!]

I'm in big trouble!! I had a sleepover with my matesprit and gave him a kiss and now I'm going to get teen human pregnant and the clap!!! What am I gonna do??

[a pause. playing a hideously stupid prank on matt is not enough, she must drag finn into this too!!]

Finn, you'd better get a job so we can support our mutant hybrid wiggler!! Or baby!! Oh man, I don't even know what it's gonna be!

[and with that, she ends the post! this is her way of getting back at matt for telling her a lot of ridiculous things concerning boys and girls and what they ought not be doing with each other. trollgirls will always have their revenge.]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

[ and from the way kanaya blushes, signs there could be something in the suggestion ]

Absolutely.

[somethinglawful]

[kanaya you gotta learn to keep that blush down, because terezi is leaping on it like a mighty dragon swoops down on an unsuspecting woolbeast. hell yeah.]

The delectable smell I'm getting right now says you're not being entirely truthful! Ahahaha!

[glowsferatu]

Could we possibly consider this being a direction in the conversation we will not take?

[somethinglawful]

Are you embarrassed?

[glowsferatu]

That isn't important.

[somethinglawful]

If it wasn't important I wouldn't ask!

[glowsferatu]

I can imagine a number of other reasons you might inquire, importance notwithstanding.

[somethinglawful]

[oops she's giggling now.]

Kanayaaaaaa!

[glowsferatu]

[ and she is huffing! ]

I'd really prefer we discussed something else.

[somethinglawful]

Like what?

[glowsferatu]

I don't know, basically anything other than the current topic!