10. audio

[somethinglawful]

Oh my gosh, I need advice right now!!!

[gee, terezi sure does seem to be worked up about something. she sounds terribly distressed!]

I'm in big trouble!! I had a sleepover with my matesprit and gave him a kiss and now I'm going to get teen human pregnant and the clap!!! What am I gonna do??

[a pause. playing a hideously stupid prank on matt is not enough, she must drag finn into this too!!]

Finn, you'd better get a job so we can support our mutant hybrid wiggler!! Or baby!! Oh man, I don't even know what it's gonna be!

[and with that, she ends the post! this is her way of getting back at matt for telling her a lot of ridiculous things concerning boys and girls and what they ought not be doing with each other. trollgirls will always have their revenge.]

Comments

[somethinglawful]

Kanaya, I never knew you were so risque!

[can you hear her waggling her eyebrows kanaya? can you???]

[glowsferatu]

[ her eyes go wide and her glow flares ]

What? N-no!

My interest is purely academic!

[somethinglawful]

Suuuuuure! There is definitely no reason you would be looking up a bunch of books that go into graphic detail about the human act of reproduction.

[glowsferatu]

Idle curiosity, the relevance it would have with the ultimate purpose of my caste, accidentally encountering an example of its navigation in a novel I was reading.

I did not say there weren't reasons, only that they aren't nearly as salacious as you seem to imagine!

[somethinglawful]

Are you sure that's all you were reading about it for?

[and by now it is painfully obvious from terezi's tone that she is just teasing for the sake of teasing.]

[glowsferatu]

[ and from the way kanaya blushes, signs there could be something in the suggestion ]

Absolutely.

[somethinglawful]

[kanaya you gotta learn to keep that blush down, because terezi is leaping on it like a mighty dragon swoops down on an unsuspecting woolbeast. hell yeah.]

The delectable smell I'm getting right now says you're not being entirely truthful! Ahahaha!

[glowsferatu]

Could we possibly consider this being a direction in the conversation we will not take?

[somethinglawful]

Are you embarrassed?

[glowsferatu]

That isn't important.

[somethinglawful]

If it wasn't important I wouldn't ask!

[glowsferatu]

I can imagine a number of other reasons you might inquire, importance notwithstanding.

[somethinglawful]

[oops she's giggling now.]

Kanayaaaaaa!

[glowsferatu]

[ and she is huffing! ]

I'd really prefer we discussed something else.

[somethinglawful]

Like what?

[glowsferatu]

I don't know, basically anything other than the current topic!