fourth carcino ♋ text

[crab]

THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.

Comments

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[tinybutdeadly]

Friend troubles, I take it?

voice.

[crab]

Insightful observation.

voice.

[tinybutdeadly]

Yeah, I thought so.

But really. Do you need somewhere safe to stay?

[worrisome...]

voice.

[crab]

It's not my safety that's been put in jeopardy.

voice.

[tinybutdeadly]

No? If all your friends are crazy murderers, sounds like it might be.

voice.

[crab]

Yeah, okay, the key qualifier here is "friends". Put a lid on your presumption before it boils over and makes a mess everywhere.

voice.

[tinybutdeadly]

Whatever you say, grumpy. I was just trying to help.

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[crab]

I don't need help, what I need is for the people surrounding me to draw solutions beyond "kill it" when they are presented with a fucking problem.