crab: (jesus christ i'm not scared of dying)
karkat vantrash ([personal profile] crab) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-05-04 08:43 am
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THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.

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exceptfebruary: Calendar Man smiling slightly as he plays with his lip (Guess what day it is)

[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2012-05-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I have never committed murder. [ HE CAN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT REVENGE-OBSESSED or y'know, body stealing ]


Welcome back.
tinybutdeadly: (Eyebrow)

voice

[personal profile] tinybutdeadly 2012-05-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Friend troubles, I take it?
glowsferatu: smile (Default)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Theres A Considerable Gulf Between Obsession And Due Observance
dragony: (❥n - 02)

[personal profile] dragony 2012-05-04 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, you can send me an application.
crab: (of maturing cells)

voice.

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I was being facetious I'm not actually sending out applications.
Edited 2012-05-04 00:16 (UTC)
dragony: (❥n - 02)

[personal profile] dragony 2012-05-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I was carrying the joke. You know, banter? In an effort to distract you from the shitty situation.
ankhs: (Default)

permavoice

[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-04 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome back, Karkat!
beatstheclock: (i didn't wish for a 10 inch pianist)

permavoice; DON'T YOU CALL YOUR ADOPTIVE DAD A PSYCHOPATH

[personal profile] beatstheclock 2012-05-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna tell me what happened, or what?
crab: (i've played the unraveler)

NOW WITH THE CORRECT ICON...

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY IMPOTENT BILE SPEWING GOD
NO
A THOUSAND TIMES NO.
A MONUMENTAL, IRREVOCABLE, NON NEGOTIABLE NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO
*NO*.
STOP TALKING TO ME. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME.
GET OUT OF THIS MEMO.
Edited 2012-05-04 01:30 (UTC)
crab: (though i wouldn't really want to meet)

voice.

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Insightful observation.
crab: (how did we get so far)

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT NOW THERE IS A CONSIDERABLE GULF BETWEEN YOU AND SANITY.
ALSO BETWEEN YOUR OPINION AND THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE.
tinybutdeadly: (frazzled)

voice.

[personal profile] tinybutdeadly 2012-05-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I thought so.

But really. Do you need somewhere safe to stay?

[worrisome...]
crab: (i was made to throw stones)

voice.

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's not my safety that's been put in jeopardy.
tinybutdeadly: (Devil Inside)

voice.

[personal profile] tinybutdeadly 2012-05-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
No? If all your friends are crazy murderers, sounds like it might be.
crab: (i fell in love)

permavoice.

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ uh ]

Who are you, how do you know my name and why should I give a shit about it.
crab: (the world is all fucked up my friend)

voice.

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay, the key qualifier here is "friends". Put a lid on your presumption before it boils over and makes a mess everywhere.
ankhs: (Default)

[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, I know everyone's name. And you hung out in my auspice for a while -- you know, before you woke up. I'm glad to see that you're all together again.

[ hint ]
tinybutdeadly: (But all I hear is blah blah blah)

voice.

[personal profile] tinybutdeadly 2012-05-04 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you say, grumpy. I was just trying to help.
exceptfebruary: calendar man calmly if curiously leans on the glass of his cell (Holiday Killer Sentenced to Die)

WOW KARKAT RUDE what did he ever -- oh.

[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2012-05-04 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Have I done something to earn your ire?




I only have the best of intentions.
glowsferatu: smile (Did You Expect Me To Be Impressed)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
One Of Us Is At The Moment Perfectly Calm
I Will Let That Speak To The Matter As Sufficiently As Is Necessary

[ and then this conversation is locked ]

Perhaps You Would Do Me The Favor Of Explaining The Circumstances Which Ultimately Led To This Situation
somethinglawful: terezi stares at the camera with disdain. (this is what disdain smells like.)

[personal profile] somethinglawful 2012-05-04 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
WOW 1TS GOOD TO KNOW YOUR3 ST1LL TOT4LLY FL1PP4NT 4BOUT P3OPL3 MURD3R1NG OTH3R P3OPL3

[wow terezi this is probably not a can of worms you want to open right now "i'm glad you're back" would have been just fine here]
crab: (the mousy girl screams)

permatext; HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS YOURE NOT HIS REAL DAD

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
PEOPLE DIED.
PEOPLE MADE TERRIBLE DECISIONS.
THE EXCREMENT HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE.
AND NOW EVERYTHING IS SHIT.
THE END.
crab: (you've lived so brightly)

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
WOW IT'S GOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE STILL A PROFESSIONAL DEALER OF LOW BLOWS AT THE WORST OF TIMES.
GREAT JOB.
THAT ONE WAS ESPECIALLY UNDERHANDED.
GO ON, HIT ME WITH ANOTHER ONE.
I ABSOLUTELY THRIVE ON YOUR SEARING BURNS.
GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.
REMEMBER TO AIM FOR THE SOFT PARTS.

[ karkat now is... not the time... ]
somethinglawful: terezi engages in a facepalm x3 combo with lil' cal's assistance (i am ashamed to know you rn)

lmao can these two get along for five seconds...

[personal profile] somethinglawful 2012-05-04 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
UGH WHY DO 1 3V3N BOTH3R W1TH YOU
YOU W4NT 4 S1CK BURN??
1 THOUGHT 1 WOULD B3 H4PPY 1F YOU C4M3 B4CK
GU3SS 1 W4S WRONG 4BOUT TH4T ON3
crab: (holy fuck you're bleeding there)

why are they compelled to hurt each other in the feelings 1/2

[personal profile] crab 2012-05-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
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