crab: (jesus christ i'm not scared of dying)
karkat vantrash ([personal profile] crab) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-05-04 08:43 am

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THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-04 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not trying to upset you or prank you, especially considering that you just returned to life and especially over everything that's happening. But you asked who I am, Karkat!
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-04 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's alright if you don't believe me. You're not the first person who's tried to deny who and what I am. But that doesn't change the fact that I am the personification of death.

And I've always thought of myself as a pretty pleasant conversationalist. [ she giggles ]
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-05 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry that you feel that way, Karkat.
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-05 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure?
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, alright, Karkat. It seems that you don't want to believe that this is what I am, so I won't push it any further.
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-09 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, nothing, really! I just wanted to talk to you and see that you're okay. That's all.
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to talk about it?
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-10 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, alright. But it really seems like you need to let it out!
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to hang up?
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
It really seems like you don't know what you want! I mean, it's really a yes or no question.
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[personal profile] ankhs 2012-05-13 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ and to no one: ]

Bye, Karkat!