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[crab]

THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.

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private.

[glowsferatu]

Hey It Was An Arm Last Time
Im Just Saying It Would Work
That Was The Criteria With Which Youd Supplied Me Wasnt It
And Equius Isnt Even Here To Supply A Mechanical Replacement Behind My Back As He Did On That Previous Occasion

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[crab]

WHY DON'T YOU SAW OFF HIS ARMS THEN
THAT'S WHERE HIS WHITE SCIENCE BULLSHIT COMES OUT OF.

Re: private.

[crab]

THAT WAS A JOKE I'M NOT ACTUALLY ADVOCATING AMPUTATION.

private.

[glowsferatu]

Oh
What A Disappointingly Apt Deployment Of Sarcasm

private.

[crab]

WHEN DID YOU GET SO BATFUCK LOONLIMPET.
WHATEVER JUST
REMEMBER THE CHART.
INFINITE LOOPS ARE THE ENEMY.

private.

[glowsferatu]

Where Exactly On The Scale Would Batfuck Loonlimpet Lie In Relation To Shithive Maggots
This Is Important Information
Okay No Its Not At All Important Actually
But I Guess It Just Becomes Difficult To Maintain An Air Of Decorum In A Discussion
After A Chart Has Been Introduced To It

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[crab]

I DON'T KNOW THERE ISN'T REALLY AN OFFICIAL SCALE.
ABOVE IT I GUESS.
AND SHUT UP ABOUT THE CHART.
YOU WERE THE ONE SORELY IN NEED OF VISUAL STIMULI.

private.

[glowsferatu]

Was This Legitimately My Need For Such A Mode Of Illustration
Or Merely Your Own To Express It In Such A Manner

private.

[crab]

YOUR NEED FOR IT.
DEFINITELY YOUR NEED.

private.

[glowsferatu]

Well In Such A Heavy Discussion I Think The Moment Of Levity Is Appreciated

[crab]

WELL I'M GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF.

[glowsferatu]

I Just Feel It Important That Someone Does In The Face Of All This Shouting
Even If This Present Result Doesnt Last Or Im Made To Answer For It
I Should Be Allowed Some Amount Of Revelry In Response To It

dusts off this thread also forgot to private whoops

[crab]

YEAH.
I THINK I KIND OF SHOUTED MYSELF OUT ANYWAY. I MADE MY POINT.
I'M JUST TIRED NOW.
AND
I DON'T KNOW I STILL DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT BUT.
FUCK NEVERMIND.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING UP?

we'll just figure that perma'd

[glowsferatu]

Much Better Now Actually
But If Perhaps I Could Request A Favor Of You
Please Do Try To Avoid Dying Again
If The Occasion Should Appear To Be Nearing I Would Suggest That You Inform Either Myself Or Gamzee
And Avoid Any Direct Contact With Eridan If He Returns
Lets See What Preventative Measures We Cant Practice Henceforth

yes ok

[crab]

I'M SORRY, KANAYA.
I COMPLETELY LET YOU AND GAMZEE AND EVERYONE ELSE DOWN HERE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME.
DON'T WORRY, I WON'T BE TALKING TO HIM ANYMORE. I'M DONE WITH HIM.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH HIM TWO MONTHS AGO.
IT'S BUGFUCK RETARDED IN RETROSPECT BUT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE HE WOULD KILL ME.
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK THINGS OUT WITH HIM. MAYBE
UGH
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT HIM.
HE MAKES ME SICK.

[glowsferatu]

He Has No Worth To Him Whatsoever Its True
But You Cannot Be Blamed For His Inability To Interact With Others
It It A Reflection Of Your Better Nature That You Even Made The Attempt
Despite That It Betrays An Enviable Naivete
So Long As It Does Not Also Become Nonviable

[crab]

I JUST
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANTED FROM HIM NOW
IT ISN'T LIKE I COULD FORGIVE HIM EVEN IF HE DID LISTEN TO ME
NOT AFTER EVERYTHING HE DID
BUT I GUESS I'D JUST WANTED TO AT LEAST REACH SOME SORT OF A TRUCE.
HA. LIKE YOU SAID, SO FUCKING NAIVE, RIGHT?
AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN
GOD I JUST HATE HIM SO MUCH. HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO CONSISTENTLY, DELIBERATELY AWFUL?

[glowsferatu]

Sometimes I Suspect He Must Stand Before The Mirror
Practicing To Achieve Just The Right Sneer
Perhaps Jotting Down Notes Throughout The Day Of Inept Insults And Empty Threats To Share On A Later Occasion
Its Certainly Does Him No Service That His Cognitive Functions Are Terminally Derailed
Too Great A Quantity Of Feelings And Problems With Not Enough Mind To Manage Them
And Additionally Lacking Both The Wisdom And The Patience To Allow Those Wiser To Assist In It
Karkat You Were A Better Friend Than He Ever Deserved