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[crab]

THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.

Comments

[somethinglawful]

[and of course terezi can't help but grin at the kiss. she wraps her arms around kanaya's shoulders in return, well shooshed.]

I'm going to ban you from talking to him if you keep trying to mediate!

[but it is exceedingly obvious from her tone and expression that she is joking around.]

Though I will graciously accept any shooshes that I may earn.

[glowsferatu]

[ taking the cue, she taps a finger against her lips and then presses it to terezi's ]

He's my friend, and I'll auspisticize for him if I feel so led, though I'd prefer not to do so with you. Nevertheless, I certainly won't avoid correspondence with him due to your complications, so it may be imperative for you to seek another if your own interactions begin running any blacker.

Unless, of course, you'd prefer they did so.

[somethinglawful]

[terezi purses her lips against kanaya's finger in what starts out as a teasing echo of a kiss and quickly turns to a near-pout as kanaya makes her final comment.]

We are not black for each other!! That's just ridiculous.

[glowsferatu]

It would be more convincing if you would stop acting as if you were so often.

[somethinglawful]

Sometimes a grudge-fueled argument is just a grudge-fueled argument, Kanaya!!

[glowsferatu]

But rarely so when the two have already formed some variety of romantic attraction between them. Grudges can, on occasion, have a way of twisting those feelings into darker ambitions.

[ she's not...speaking from experience or anything ]

[somethinglawful]

That is definitely not happening here!!

[glowsferatu]

Well, it's a possibility we should note, in case further occurrences may prove otherwise.