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capeandcowl2012-05-04 08:43 am
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THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.
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HE WAS FROM THE SESSION BY THE INHABITANTS OF THE UNIVERSE WE CREATED WITH OURS
HE MANAGED TO GET A HOLD OF THE QUEEN'S RING, AND THEY PROTOTYPED THEIR PLANET'S FIRST GUARDIAN
AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BE EVEN MORE OF A MEGALITHIC ASSHOLE THAN YOU.
I MEAN AT LEAST YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS FOR STABBING ME.
THIS JACK WAS JUST STRAIGHT UP PSYCHOPATHIC.
HE WAS SO FAR FLIPPED OFF THE HANDLE THAT THE HANDLE'S EXISTENCE IS NOW A MATTER OF HISTORICAL DEBATE.