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lucky liam. ([personal profile] irreverently) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-05-14 10:42 pm

oo1: permavid

[ There is a Batman, crouched on the roof of a tall building, dramatically. As Batmen do. The starkly red bat on his chest stands out even in the dark.

But this one is grinning; you can see through the weird full-face-but-still-somehow-open-mouthed mask. He shifts his shoulders back, and there's no cape behind him, adding to the oddness.
] Alternate Dimension kidnapping? Not schway. What ever happened to just flipping on the good old-fashioned bat signal?

Kidding. Normal people use the Net, obviously. [ beat, muttering to himself: ] Aaand now I'm talking like anything the old man does is normal. I must be going crazy.

[ click! ]


[ooc: The only name attached to this comm is "Batman"!]
plantpacifist: (jeez)

[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-15 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he is really old, but that's beside the point.] That is the dumbest word I have ever heard. [And he hears the word varmint on a regular basis.]
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[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-15 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard lots of words! Conniption, ornery, smithereens, sheriff, guignol, and so on and so forth.
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[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-16 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Guignol is classy! It's French! [Vash is a classy guy, Terry, see? He knows French.]
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[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-17 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He only actually knows two words of French, the other being Maman.]

Snails are good nutrients!
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[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Has never actually had a snail.] I didn't say they were tasty, just that they're good for you.
plantpacifist: (shrug)

[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they're fine if you cook them properly.
plantpacifist: (srsly?)

[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-18 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, they're a delicacy on my planet.
plantpacifist: (huh?)

[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-21 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
No Man's Land. Don't worry, it won't be colonized for another three hundred and fifty years.

You probably wouldn't be able to afford it, anyway.
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[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-05-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
The fact that anyone lives there at all is something like a miracle. It's sort of a post-apocalyptic deal.

People wrote their reports on typewriters and listened to the radio, but there were also cyborgs running around. We only got TV recently. So it's just weird living on a planet where there's a consistent level of technology.