irreverently[ There is a Batman, crouched on the roof of a tall building, dramatically. As Batmen do. The starkly red bat on his chest stands out even in the dark.
But this one is grinning; you can see through the weird full-face-but-still-somehow-open-mouthed mask. He shifts his shoulders back, and there's no cape behind him, adding to the oddness. ] Alternate Dimension kidnapping? Not schway. What ever happened to just flipping on the good old-fashioned bat signal?
Kidding. Normal people use the Net, obviously. [ beat, muttering to himself: ] Aaand now I'm talking like anything the old man does is normal. I must be going crazy.
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[ooc: The only name attached to this comm is "Batman"!]