Ψ Voice Ψ

[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

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[irreverently]

I never knew I just had to hold the comm up to my ear for this place to feel like home.

[YEAH

HE'S CALLING YOU BRUCE RN]

[futurebatwoman]

[ wow rude ]

Seriously? That's the line you're gonna go with?

Fear gas is about as not fun as it gets, don't say I didn't warn you.

[irreverently]

I got this, Max. I do have some experience with super-villains.

[futurebatwoman]

[ she's just making this half skeptical half worried noise. ]

Fine. Well, say you're a friend of mine, it might get you the job faster.

[irreverently]

[ohh he is so giving her A Look now]

So it's cool and not-dangerous for you to be friends with him, I see.

[futurebatwoman]

[ scrunching up her nose and giving him A Look right back. ]

I talk to him on occasion, I don't go hang out with him. And I don't underestimate him.

[irreverently]

[He rolls his eyes, but grins while he does it.]

Max, I don't care how hard you campaign for it, you are so not going to get the position of New Bruce.

[if she ever calls him on patrol and shouts GET OUT OF THERE TERRY he will never recover.]

i need at least 15 'oh terry' icons now dlkgh

[futurebatwoman]

What - [ a slightly horrified expression god no. ]

You just got here, I don't want to have to come rescue you for at least a month.

she didn't facepalm nearly enough before, he's here to save her from that fate 8D

[irreverently]

[The grin melts off of his face after a second. Look, he's had a long couple nights of being called out on not being the right Batman.]

Come on, Max. I'm not incompetent.

[futurebatwoman]

I know.

These guys aren't like your rogues back home, though. They're - [ what do you even call it ] they take it personally.

[irreverently]

[He shrugs.] Right. Trust me, I've gotten this lecture before, from someone with a lot of experience with them.

[futurebatwoman]

Okay. [ beat ] I just got back you, that's all.