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[Natasha is in an odd mood, which is why she's posting to the network. She's in a nicely appointed office with a glass of white wine the desk— in her house, not where she works, for the few people that could tell the difference.]

So.

A few weeks back I had a houseguest who didn't know how to knock.

It was all very boring, so I'll cut to the meat of it: now my foyer is a mess and I've just spent a terrible amount of money on getting all the glass back in the window just so.

But when you tear something down you can build it back up again. Not how it was, but exactly how you like. I've always loved to redecorate.

Neons with neutrals would be very on trend. But there's something dreadfully impersonal about being in fashion. How would you do it— classic or modern?

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[trickshot]

Who broke your window?

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A little bird.

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Then forget what the place looks like, and get stronger windows.

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No. It's a historical building, Clint.

[trickshot]

So get something that looks the same, but stronger.

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I don't like the thought of living in a bulletproof cage. Some fragile things should stay that way.

[trickshot]

Then I hope you don't get too attached.

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Are you going to break my window?

[trickshot]

The shine wears off when someone beats you to it.

why are your eyes brown clint

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Anyway. I'm not too worried about getting attached.

it's the reflection of magic tron arrows, clearly

[trickshot]

Then you can make a list of all the different ways you want to redecorate and just go through them one by one.

[latrodectus]

That's what I do anyway, you realize.

[trickshot]

I had a hunch. You'll notice I did not suggest any actual styles.

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I thought that might have been you finally coming to terms with your lack of taste.

Clearly, I was optimistic.

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Maybe I just don't care what my furniture looks like.

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Why wouldn't you?

[trickshot]

Because it's not that important?

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And dressing dogs in costumes is?

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That wasn't my idea.

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Something you're not taking credit for.

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Anyone who takes credit for pugs in costume is touched in the head.

Or just Jennifer.

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Someone's making money off of those things.

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Because people are dumb about their pets.

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Some people are just dumb.

[trickshot]

Well, yeah.