three - forward dated to about 1 am, text

[hastheedge]

[The first thing you notice is that this is text. Because, while Xanatos is a night owl and is fully awake at 1 am, he doesn't want Ghost-Dad's voice on the network.]

Can somebody please tell me who Calendar Man is?

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[hastheedge]

Did it involve resolutions?

[indentcision]

It involved a giant baby.

[hastheedge]

How...ridiculous.

[indentcision]

He's called Calendar Man; can you expect anything else?

[hastheedge]

I suppose you're right about that.

[indentcision]

He's obsessed.

[hastheedge]

I gathered.

[indentcision]

Incredibly obsessed. You haven't seen the half of it yet.

[hastheedge]

I suppose I'll have to wait until...what's the next holiday, Fourth of July? Maybe Bastille Day.

[indentcision]

Yeah. Good luck with that. Me, I'm hoping to be out of town for it.

[hastheedge]

You've got me interested now. I think I'll stay in town just to see what happens.

[indentcision]

If you're lucky something will explode.

[hastheedge]

I can hardly wait.

[indentcision]

Maybe he'll invent a new one in between.

[hastheedge]

Or, he'll just find a little-known ancient pagan holiday to use. I'm sure there's one at the end of June.

[indentcision]

You can't really put anything passed him as long as it's on some Calendar somewhere.

[hastheedge]

And, considering the number of countries, the number of holidays each country has, the number of religious holidays and the number of silly holidays nobody knows about...

[Xanatos trails off, but his point is evident: there's a fuckton of holidays]

[indentcision]

He doesn't even need holidays. Not really. Every day of the year is fair game.

[hastheedge]

As long as he has that power, who knows what he'll do.

[indentcision]

I try to ignore him.

[hastheedge]

Smart.

[indentcision]

We go a ways back, is all.