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[carbonite]

Since I'm getting off of this damn planet and actually going back into space, I'm subletting my apartment.

It's a great place, really quiet and private and the neighbors are way too pretentious or are usually out all night to care what you do. Have fun with it or whatever, no need to tell me what you're going to do with it though. Really, the less I know the less liable I am for anything that happens there. This month's rent is paid, so you actually get a free month in a great apartment. (this, sadly is said terribly sarcastically.)

If you're interested, contact Han Solo for the specifics.

Comments

[ex_engineers208]

The...


The fuzzy feller?

[carbonite]

Fuzzy? Fuzzy? Who do you think you are calling Chewie fuzzy, me?

[ex_engineers208]

B-but.

Ain't he?

[carbonite]

You don't just call someone fuzzy.

[ex_engineers208]

Should I call him clean-shaven?

[carbonite]

Racist.

[ex_engineers208]

Thought it's kinda speciest.

[carbonite]

Oh, even better. You're a speciest.

[ex_engineers208]

I ain't really a speciest. Uh.

Some a' my friends ain't human?

[carbonite]

How do you think they'd feel if they found out that you're a speciest?

[ex_engineers208]

I think they wouldn't, 'cuz I'm not.

They'll hafta deal with me not bein' a speciest.

[carbonite]

So, you're just a Wookie-hater, that it?

[ex_engineers208]

H-hey. Guys don't even exist in, y'know. My place.

So.

[carbonite]

And that gives you the right to talk about them like that?

[ex_engineers208]

This conversation is gettin' really one-sided.

[carbonite]

I'm just waiting to join me up here with intergalactic tolerance.

[ex_engineers208]

I think I'm one a' the most tolerant people 'round. Just 'cuz I acknowledge hair, o-or...

Don't mean I ain't?

[carbonite]

You tell me.

[ex_engineers208]

Shouldn't you be out shootin' at, uh, space-bikes?

[carbonite]

Space-bikes?

[ex_engineers208]

Like, with evil peeps on them?

[carbonite]

Riding space-bikes chasing evil-peeps on them. Don't let anyone say you're not a wordsmith.

[ex_engineers208]

Just tryin' to get my point across.

[carbonite]

Not too selective with the points, are you?

[ex_engineers208]

Uuuh. W-well, it don't... I make fine with my points?

I should. Er.