permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

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[disintegrator]

Dead people? For sure dead or are they from other universes? Because that happens here too.

[remake]

Well, I do kind of jump off skyscrapers all the time... [ oh right that's so not the point ] I-I just don't want her to kick me in the head again.

[webline]

Oh my god.

[remake]

[ LMFAO CRINGE ] Uh.

[webline]

Really? Really?

[webline]

[ jerking her thumb at her back. ]

Piggy-backing. It's faster. [ a beat ] We're heading over to Queens.

[remake]

Well I don't!

[remake]

I- I'm just pretty sure there's no way to work having "worm" in your name.

[remake]

Wow, uh, that's... generous?

[webline]

Are you just trying not to listen to me?

[eastending]

If they could make it work as a dance, why not a super hero? Give it a try, I believe in you.

[enigmaestro]

A rare treat. I'm not usually known for my generosity.

[remake]

... What are you known for?

[remake]

Um-- no? It just happened?

[remake]

Uh-- it's June. There is no school.

Oh. Okay. I still want to, though.

[elongates]

She can't tell you what to do. You're your own boy.

[ long. pause. ]

Sorry. Man.

[enigmaestro]

Intelligence.

[Beat.]

Though some may say manipulation, it's rather the sort of mud any politician of my caliber encounters.

[professorstarchilde]

Not your problem, kid. Just think it's interesting is all.

I'm Rachel Grey, with the X-Men. It's nice to meet you.

permavideo; it's totally fashionable

[remake]

[ oh god yeah he remembers her face too and just freezes for a second, are all of Peter Parker's friends here?? ]

I-I-- I'm trying. I'll try.

[remake]

[ o-ominous ] I- I'm heading towards Queens now I guess.

[remake]

[ judging that hoodie even now tbh!! SPANDEX FOOTIE PAJAMAS ARE COOL OKAY ]

O-oh. Okay. [ ngl that toally is a sticking point ] Why...?

|D

[redheaded]

Sorry, eurgh -- I don't mean to put on the pressure or anything.

[ She's smiling, just a little. I mean, I guess it makes sense? Hey, she doesn't even know what world this person -- this kid? -- is from. Give him a break, huh? ]

Who are you?

[hulk]

[ JUDGING YOUR FACE ]

I'm staying w-with, uh. [ ......also probably not a good idea to let the kid know about multiple Hulks ] I have an apartment just outside the City. Commuter.

[remake]

A year? [ might be starting to freak out a little bit again ] I- I-- that's forever.

[remake]

S-short-- little?