permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

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[incywincyhero]

So it looks like it's up to us to look after him, then.

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[candidly]

Look after how?

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[incywincyhero]

There can't be that many different definitions in the dictionary, Gwen.

I mean, if you're right and he already knows who all of us are...

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[candidly]

He knows who you are. Peter died without his mask on. Me and Aunt May had reporters coming after us, but I highly doubt he knows me outside of "that one chick who lived with Spider-Man."

And I'm not saying we shouldn't keep an eye on him and make sure he's okay, but... [ he is not fambly and gwen doesn't want to share ]

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[incywincyhero]

He's thirteen.

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[candidly]

I know! But we don't exactly have space for all of us that actually know each other to be together. I'm just... trying to be practical.

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[incywincyhero]

Yeah, I know, I know. But he's way too young to be out on his own -- I mean, look at him! He's practically quaking in his booties.

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[candidly]

Are you going to adopt every kid the Porter brings in?

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[incywincyhero]

I'm already restraining myself just sticking to the spider-themed ones, don't you think?

Lachesis sends way too many kids here.

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[candidly]

[ doesn't say anything to that first part... alskdjf it's like mom just brought home a new baby and the older kid is all jealous ]

Yeah, well, Lachesis is a bitch. This isn't really news.

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[incywincyhero]

You can never repeat it too often.