permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

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SIGH REED

[hulk]

...S- Guess you're not as smart as all that, can't figure out sarcasm when it's aimed at you.

:\\

[elongates]

I'm sorry you can't understand me brushing off your whining.

Oh, well. Nobody can blame Bruce Banner for missing social cues.

[hulk]

[ ...He'd say something but that's. Really more than kind of true. DAMMIT REED. ]

Whatever, l- I'm not about to go and look this kid up. And you don't have to go around, warning people about me. Th- Just don't.

[elongates]

Fair enough.

I'll just let them inevitably get squished by you when someone cuts in front of you in a line.

[hulk]

I have better control than that.

[elongates]

So you say.

[hulk]

Because it's true.

[elongates]

Whatever you believe.

[ disconnect!! ]