permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

Comments

[remake]

[ ROFL SQUINTING AT BRUCE DON'T U TAKE THAT TONE W/ HIM ]

Whatever, dude. You're crazy.

[hulk]

[ HE'LL TAKE WHATEVER TONE HE WANTS!!! ]

Wh- I'm not craz- You're the one wearing the crazy suit-thing!

[remake]

[ ROFL CROSSES HIS ARMS SELF-CONSCIOUSLY OVER HIS CHEST ]

I think it's cool.

[hulk]

It is, in a, uh, a going-to-a-convention type of way, yeah, but.

[ sighing ]

Never mind.

[remake]

[ LMFAO GOD BRUCE NOT EVERYONE IS RESIGNED TO THEIR FATE AS A LOCKER-DWELLING NERD YET ]

Right. Better than purple shorts.

[hulk]

...Purple-- What?

[remake]

Never mind, dude.

[hulk]

............................Okay?

[remake]

You-- you seriously don't see anything wrong with the ripped up purple shorts look?

[hulk]

No, n- I see what's wrong, I just. Don't see how it's relevant.

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Wait, you're not. Th- ...You can't be serious.

[remake]

Uhhhhh...

[hulk]

The Hulk in your reality wears...






Purple shorts.

[remake]

W-well sometimes.

When he's not just wearing... nothing......

[hulk]

[





SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHING INSIDE.

SO MUCH HORROR. ]

[remake]

Like when y-- he destroyed Manhattan last time.........

[ THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NO ONE CUTS MILES OFF ]

[hulk]

It did th- .............It wasn't. Oh my god.

[remake]

Yyyep.

[ lmfao just

awkwardly staring at the comm now tbh ]

[hulk]

[ Yeah there's.



There is nothing at all to say.






So Bruce is going to just disconnect. Because no. ]