voice;

[amoray]

[he doesn't start speaking right as the feed starts! there's a solid second or two of eridan trying to find his train of thought, the occasional heavy, expectant breath or two the only signs of his false starts.]

Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.

Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.

[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]

They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.

I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.

[a stale beat.]

No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.

[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]

Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.

Comments

[amoray]

If you ain't giwin' him back, I'm takin' him back.

Your choice.

[enigmaestro]

You assume I still have him.

[amoray]

I sure hope you do. Otherwise I'm gonna be breakin' into your house for nothin'.

[enigmaestro]

Well, I'm really glad you confessed that over the Network. Won't it be interesting if you do indeed, and that affects your probational evaluation?

Documented intention and all.

[amoray]

[GRINDING HIS TEETH yes it is completely audible on his end. at length:]

I want to see him. Make sure you hawen't had him stuffed.

[enigmaestro]

Oh, he isn't stuffed, but he isn't starving either.

[Puns...]

[amoray]

If somebody came askin' after all a your weaknesses and where I hid my door key and shit, you know - maybe they'd ask what oughta be sliced off you first, and I'd say your tongue.

Just lettin' you know.

[enigmaestro]

That reminds me, I ought to change our locks.

Thanks for locking out for me.

[THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF PAINFUL TO TYPE.]

[amoray]

[CLAWING MY EYES RN

which, eridan isn't because he's cutting the feed to go whine at felicia, but otherwise he totally would too.]

[enigmaestro]

[NO KIRSTEN YOU NEED YOUR EYES

and good, eddie may irritatingly threadjack later, though i have been nobly restraining myself...]

[amoray]

[NOPE NOT WORTH IT

and god eddie can't even spin a sob story about being catless and emotionally tormented and living in the titanic wreck without riddling jerks butting in!!]

[enigmaestro]

[did you type


eddie


when you meant eridan BECAUSE THAT'S SO CUTE

I'M HEADCANONING THAT SOMEONE HAS DONE THAT BEFORE EDDIE JR]

[amoray]

[wow i did SCREAMS SARA HELP THIS IS LIKE THE SECOND TIME

ERIDAN PROBABLY GOT VERY UPSET ABOUT IT BUT SECRETLY THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF NEAT

NOW HE JUST LOOKS BACK IN SHAME]

[enigmaestro]

[TO BE FAIR THEY'RE BOTH E NAMES and awww, eridan, you cutie.



THE SHAME BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS]