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capeandcowl2012-06-29 03:57 pm
amoray) wrote in capeandcowl2012-06-29 03:57 pm
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[he doesn't start speaking right as the feed starts! there's a solid second or two of eridan trying to find his train of thought, the occasional heavy, expectant breath or two the only signs of his false starts.]
Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.
Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.
[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]
They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.
I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.
[a stale beat.]
No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.
[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]
Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.
Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.
[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]
They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.
I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.
[a stale beat.]
No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.
[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]
Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
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duh
you knoww not evverythins about quadrants and pails you need a fuckin hobby or somethin
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SAYS THE DOUCHEBAG WHO CAN'T LET A THROWAWAY COMMENT ABOUT BULGES AND THEIR POSSIBLE YANKING GO MONTHS AFTER THE FACT.
SAYS THE DOUCHEBAG WHO CAN'T TAKE AN INFLAMMATORY WORD DIRECTED HIS WAY WITHOUT ASKING IF THEY'RE VYING FOR THEIR BLACK QUADRANT.
IF THIS ISN'T THE CYLINDRICAL FOOD INCUBATOR CALLING THE WATER HEATING APPARATUS OBSIDIAN I DON'T KNOW *WHAT* IS.
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embarrassin as fuck really
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AND YOUR FACE IS STUPID
[ great comeback karkat really ]
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look it wwas so fuckin fantastic i stooped to your levvel and punned
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WHEN HAVE I EVER MADE A PUN
THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.
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no kar stupid i mean youre on the levvel a people wwho pun regularly
meanin embarrassin as fuck
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FUCKING WEAK.