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capeandcowl2012-06-29 03:57 pm
amoray) wrote in capeandcowl2012-06-29 03:57 pm
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[he doesn't start speaking right as the feed starts! there's a solid second or two of eridan trying to find his train of thought, the occasional heavy, expectant breath or two the only signs of his false starts.]
Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.
Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.
[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]
They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.
I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.
[a stale beat.]
No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.
[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]
Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.
Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.
[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]
They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.
I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.
[a stale beat.]
No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.
[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]
Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
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and holy fuckin shit are you still goin on about the royalty thing theres this thing called the HEMOSPECTRUM wwhich clearly states that youre a filthy nonroyal land dwwellin sort
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i ain't sure what bullshit you're spouting.
YOU CAN EVEN LOOK AT OUT ANCESTORS FOR PROOF OF WHICH MOTHERFUCKING BLOODLINE'S BEEN BETTER THAN THE OTHER.
or just look at how quick you died by yourself.
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and since im BETTIN dualscar didnt bring his kickass godlike rifle to see your shitty ancestor it wwasnt a fair fight anywway and doesnt count
same as wwhen i showwed up to a duel and ended up gettin fuckin mobbed
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we just thought it'd be funnier for you to see us together in our hate of yourself.