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[he doesn't start speaking right as the feed starts! there's a solid second or two of eridan trying to find his train of thought, the occasional heavy, expectant breath or two the only signs of his false starts.]
Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.
Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.
[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]
They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.
I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.
[a stale beat.]
No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.
[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]
Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.
Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.
[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]
They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.
I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.
[a stale beat.]
No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.
[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]
Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
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[A light tone. Coaxing.]
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[equally coercive. he tells himself he just wants to see eddie as alone as he is, but he can't completely ignore the jealousy burning in his stomach either.]
And don't tell me you didn't enjoy yourself when he was away.
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And I feel, in consequence, I am duty-bound to defend his name. Perhaps even duty-bound to regret his absence for long periods of time.
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[his tone of voice screams... well, lots of things. for the most part, it's revulsion and bitterness. but then again, eddie never praised him so openly.]
Cute. It's gonna drag you down in the end, but it's cute.
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Sometimes, just sometimes, he destroys to create.]
Your concern is endearing, Eridan, but I wouldn't call you a prophet.
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[it's dull, bordering on apathetic. listless.
suddenly he doesn't feel like talking so much anymore.]
Was that it?
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Oh. Except for the matter of the cat.
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[nope he's pretty much settling into another one of his dark ruminating moods.]
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[Which means, he's stowed Ninnian away and he'll give Eridan a riddle to figure it out.
Like any psychotic ex-dad would, you know.]
Until then, keep up the good behavior.
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I plan on it.