VIDEO.

[centurybaby]

[ The feed cuts on in the middle of a conversation. It's pointing upwards at a completely unimpressed teenage Jenny, who has a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. ]

--even think about it.

[ In typical teenage fashion, Jenny just rolls her eyes. ]

I told you, you can date when I'm dead. [ Someone's leather gloved hand casually reaches up and plucks the cigarette out of her mouth and-- ] ...Are you recording.

[ She makes a face when he takes her cigarette. Dryly, with a tinge of annoyance: ] Say cheese, Dad.

Someone explain to my old man that I'm a big girl now, please and fucking thanks.

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[centurybaby]

Sure. Apparently only 'cause we aren't dating. Lucky you.

[futureleader]

But he's still threatening me.

[centurybaby]

You're a big boy. You can handle it.

[futureleader]

I can't if he's doing his love tap. Balls are the weakest part of any male body.

[centurybaby]

Don't worry. I'll protect you.

[futureleader]

Really?

[centurybaby]

Sure. If you're really all that fucking worried about being loved tapped.

[futureleader]

You've never had to worry about being love tapped because you're a girl.

[centurybaby]

If you're too scared to keep being friends, I totally understand.

[futureleader]

I'm not scared!!

[centurybaby]

You could always wear a cup.

[futureleader]

I am not wearing a cup!

[centurybaby]

Your loss.

[futureleader]

Cups are for weenies.

[bringerofwar]

[ CRACKING

THE

FUCK

UP ]

[centurybaby]

He's usually more clever than that.

[bringerofwar]

Eh.

He's already better than your friend with no backbone.

[centurybaby]

He has a shit sense of self-preservation.

[futureleader]

SHUT UP.

[bringerofwar]

No.

[futureleader]

Nobody asked you.

[centurybaby]

...Well, yeah.

[futureleader]

I DIDN'T MEAN THE LITERAL WEENIE.

[centurybaby]

You're a literal fucking weenie.

[futureleader]

That's rude!