VIDEO.

[centurybaby]

[ The feed cuts on in the middle of a conversation. It's pointing upwards at a completely unimpressed teenage Jenny, who has a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. ]

--even think about it.

[ In typical teenage fashion, Jenny just rolls her eyes. ]

I told you, you can date when I'm dead. [ Someone's leather gloved hand casually reaches up and plucks the cigarette out of her mouth and-- ] ...Are you recording.

[ She makes a face when he takes her cigarette. Dryly, with a tinge of annoyance: ] Say cheese, Dad.

Someone explain to my old man that I'm a big girl now, please and fucking thanks.

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permavid

[ankhs]

[ did someone say dead ]

Hi!

[ casually waving at ]

[bringerofwar]

[ lmfao he's been breathing on her network presence don't mind him CASUALLY WAVING BACK OK OK. ]

Death.

Re: permavid

[centurybaby]

Finally, a vaguely parental figure who isn't a total stick in the fucking mud.

permavid

[futureleader]

I'll brain punch him!

[bringerofwar]

[ QUENTIN YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE

U NEED 2 GO ]

Really.

[centurybaby]

Then he'll just real punch you. Don't you already have a broken hand, Q?

[video]

[kickpushbaby]

[ How do families even work. Have a grubby little preteen.]

Dude, what are you like seventeen? I thought people stopped giving a shit what you did when you're that old.

permavideo

[bringerofwar]

[ flat...ly.... ] She's eight.

[centurybaby]

Fifteen.

Don't listen to him.

[voice]

[lastnerv]

Well, on one hand, I'm your friend and should support you.

On the other hand, you were eight a little while ago.

Tough choice.

permavid!!

[bringerofwar]

It's really not.

[centurybaby]

Are you seriously having trouble choosing between me and my dad right now.

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[paintsthetownred]

Ain't nothin' wrong with doin' all that mushy stuff! Dunno why you'd want to, though! [ video games and cartoons and violence are much more appealing to her :| ]

permavid!!

[bringerofwar]

She's not old enough. [ and she never will be!!!! ]

[centurybaby]

Maybe I wanna do it 'cause I'm a teenage rebel cliche.

voice

[couldbeavoided]

Maybe he's just not used to... [ Uh. He doesn't even know. ] you being older, yet.

permavid!

[bringerofwar]

[ BOB HOLD HIM ]

She's still eight.

[centurybaby]

Oh, hi. You're tall, blond, and somewhat godlike. Talk some sense into my dad, okay? He should at least shut up and stare for a bit, even if he doesn't actually fucking listen to you.

[video]

[foreverbouncing]

...Wait, he'll let you smoke but not date?

Seriously?

permavid

[bringerofwar]

She's not allowed to smoke.

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[borntobewildcat]

Okay, I got this one. Midnighter, dude, she can't be a little girl forever.

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[bringerofwar]

She's eight.

So everyone who's not a sick fuck should probably see the reason to wait a few damn years.

[ ignore the fact that she could be 30 and he'd still think no man was good enough for her ever ]

voice.

[curses]

Why do you need his permission?

permavid!!!

[bringerofwar]

Because I'm her father.

Voice

[loyal_to_death]

You should probably listen to your father.

[centurybaby]

Get real.

permavid;

[cuckoos]

Can't explain it yourself?

[ Vaguely amused triplets are go. ]

[centurybaby]

When I open my fucking mouth, all he hears is, "I'm Jenny Q, and nothing I fucking say means anything because I'm formerly eight fucking years old."

voice

[hellionated]

If you're such a big girl now, you don't need his permission.

[centurybaby]

You wouldn't know a big girl if she dropped into your fucking lap.

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[dragony]

You could wait until he ports out.

[centurybaby]

That'd ruin the fucking point of explaining it to him.