VIDEO.

[centurybaby]

[ The feed cuts on in the middle of a conversation. It's pointing upwards at a completely unimpressed teenage Jenny, who has a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. ]

--even think about it.

[ In typical teenage fashion, Jenny just rolls her eyes. ]

I told you, you can date when I'm dead. [ Someone's leather gloved hand casually reaches up and plucks the cigarette out of her mouth and-- ] ...Are you recording.

[ She makes a face when he takes her cigarette. Dryly, with a tinge of annoyance: ] Say cheese, Dad.

Someone explain to my old man that I'm a big girl now, please and fucking thanks.

Comments

[bringerofwar]

That's what happens when a little girl who can alter reality decides she doesn't want to be treated like an eight year old anymore.

Doesn't make her ready to date a bunch of fucking teenage boys.

[foreverbouncing]

...Okay that's an awesome power.

And not all boys are stupid. Or going to get her pregnant. Some are gentlemen!

[bringerofwar]

She.

Is.

Eight.

[foreverbouncing]

So like, when she did that, did she live a bunch of years all at once or was she physically older but not like...mentally?

'cause she's not really acting eight!