VIDEO.

[centurybaby]

[ The feed cuts on in the middle of a conversation. It's pointing upwards at a completely unimpressed teenage Jenny, who has a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. ]

--even think about it.

[ In typical teenage fashion, Jenny just rolls her eyes. ]

I told you, you can date when I'm dead. [ Someone's leather gloved hand casually reaches up and plucks the cigarette out of her mouth and-- ] ...Are you recording.

[ She makes a face when he takes her cigarette. Dryly, with a tinge of annoyance: ] Say cheese, Dad.

Someone explain to my old man that I'm a big girl now, please and fucking thanks.

Comments

[foreverbouncing]

So, you see meat? Or you like, find meat?

This all sounds pretty crazy idiotic.

[centurybaby]

Oh, good. Someone else thinks this is all bullshit.

[foreverbouncing]

So what does meat vision do?

[centurybaby]

I can detect a weenie from five hundred meters.

[foreverbouncing]

...seriously?