(voice.)

[ioudas]

Right, so here's the deal. July 31^st is either my 211^th birthday or my 33^rd- give or take 35 years. Either way, I need ideas on what I'm doing because as fun as doing a bar crawl is, the last time I did that I ended up at a monastery in Spain. I'd go into the story, but really it's a very, very long story. So, what is it that you all do in the future do for your birthday?

Regardless, whatever I choose to do, you're all invited. It's no fun celebrating your birthday in the future.

Plus, while I'm here I would like the following things for my birthday:

➝ A lion
➝ A trip to Ireland or India
➝ Apparently you all have perfected the submarine? Yes, I would like that.
➝ And one of those contraptions that let you fly. What's it called, an aeroplane?
➝ Seriously, I would really like a lion.

(ooc; now with more open log!)

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[backstabbing]

Now that sounds awfully familiar. I might have done a few of those things weekly back in Thedas.

[she laughs]

I'll hold you to that, then. Though I suppose taking my ship from here to India would take an awfully long time.

[ioudas]

There's a reason why it's called the good life.

(there's a pause as he thinks.)

Why don't we take one of those airplane things?

[backstabbing]

Can't say I'm an awfully big fan of big metal things I would otherwise be unable to escape from if needed.

Granted, I've never been on one but...

[she's claustrophobic bluh bluh bluh.]

[ioudas]

I haven't either, but apparently there's something called the Mile High Club that we could join.

[backstabbing]

And what does that entail?

[ioudas]

It's more of a show, then a tell. Or rather, a do.

[backstabbing]

And that alone is something you believe would convince me to board such a vessel?

[a suggestive smirk.]

[ioudas]

A mile above ground? Yes, yes it is.