(voice.)

[ioudas]

Right, so here's the deal. July 31^st is either my 211^th birthday or my 33^rd- give or take 35 years. Either way, I need ideas on what I'm doing because as fun as doing a bar crawl is, the last time I did that I ended up at a monastery in Spain. I'd go into the story, but really it's a very, very long story. So, what is it that you all do in the future do for your birthday?

Regardless, whatever I choose to do, you're all invited. It's no fun celebrating your birthday in the future.

Plus, while I'm here I would like the following things for my birthday:

➝ A lion
➝ A trip to Ireland or India
➝ Apparently you all have perfected the submarine? Yes, I would like that.
➝ And one of those contraptions that let you fly. What's it called, an aeroplane?
➝ Seriously, I would really like a lion.

(ooc; now with more open log!)

Comments

voice;

[seeksherownsalvation]

Lions eat people. I could get you one, but I bet it'd be messy, y'know?

I'll come to your party if you've got food.

voice;

[ioudas]

Don't worry about that whole "eating me" thing. I have a great relationship with things that are more likely to kill me.

Wait - how old are you?

[Voice]

[wisecracked]

Two parties in one day...hmm... Yeah, I can do that.

[Voice]

[ioudas]

Oh yeah, that other guy's party is that day too. Don't worry about it if you can't come, I'm pretty sure I will be at every party.

video

[foreshadower]

A lion, hm?

video

[ioudas]

(look, as a grown man, he is serious about this.)

I was going to get one, but then my apprentice started crying every time I made him go get me one.

video;

[professorlionface]

Well...

(voice.)

[ioudas]

... Well, not you. Unless you want me to magically change your mane to be my shade of bright red and then we can be matching.

voice

[futureleader]

Why do you want any of those?

voice;

[ioudas]

Why wouldn't you?

voice;

[hexappeal]

[A picture of one of those $200 Sonicare spinbrushes.]

That's what I'm getting you.

voice;

[ioudas]

... Is that a toothbrush?

That uses

Sonic waves??

(THAT MIGHT BE AS EXCITING AS A LION. DO YOU KNOW HOW CLEAN HIS MOUTH WILL BE???????)

video

[birdhousesoul]

If you got a lion, what would you do with him? Or her.

(voice.)

[ioudas]

Everything. Go on a boat with him/her, go surfing with it - have you seen a lion at the beach? That's what I thought. Do science with it, braid it's mane, roll around on the floor, nap with it - everything.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Oh, so that's how old you are, old man.

Boy, you don't do anything small, do you?

[voice]

[ioudas]

Absolutely not. Last year, I had an entire brothel throw me a party.

video

[backstabbing]

Now there's a story I wouldn't mind hearing the abridged version of.

permavoice.

[ioudas]

It's one of those stories that start out amazing and end up quite sad, actually.

voice;

[parroted]

You don't want a lion as a pet. And trust me when I say the lion does not want you as a slaver either.

voice;

[ioudas]

I do want a lion as a pet and trust me when I say that you should shut up before making judgments.

voice

[hiddles]

Would you really like a lion?

voice

[ioudas]

Was I not clear? (maybe he'd like a side of lady!loki while he's at it.)

video;

[futurebatwoman]

You've never been in an airplane?

video;

[ioudas]

I am from the 1800s. I've been in Noah's Ark though. (HAHA ONE UP.)

permavid.

[ex_engineers208]

[ wow!! ]

Helluva list, there. Ain't y'askin' for a bit much, Cross?

[ioudas]

(don't judge him!!)

... No? I mean, if you can't get a submarine, you can't get a submarine. But how hard is it to rob a circus, I mean really.

[enigmaestro]

You deserve all the above, if only for pissing off Pherson so aptly.

[ioudas]

Well, thank you. I do try my best.