(voice.)

[ioudas]

Right, so here's the deal. July 31^st is either my 211^th birthday or my 33^rd- give or take 35 years. Either way, I need ideas on what I'm doing because as fun as doing a bar crawl is, the last time I did that I ended up at a monastery in Spain. I'd go into the story, but really it's a very, very long story. So, what is it that you all do in the future do for your birthday?

Regardless, whatever I choose to do, you're all invited. It's no fun celebrating your birthday in the future.

Plus, while I'm here I would like the following things for my birthday:

➝ A lion
➝ A trip to Ireland or India
➝ Apparently you all have perfected the submarine? Yes, I would like that.
➝ And one of those contraptions that let you fly. What's it called, an aeroplane?
➝ Seriously, I would really like a lion.

(ooc; now with more open log!)

Comments

voice;

[futureleader]

Love you for lunch, maybe.

Do you even know how to pilot them?

voice;

[ioudas]

No, they wouldn't. They'd just lie there with me and enjoy themselves.

Isn't learning half the fun?

[futureleader]

And then eat you after deciding how to eat you.

You need to know how to drive them before you can actually drive them though.

[ioudas]

I'm really good at that whole "not dying" thing.

Do they come with a driver?

[futureleader]

How good?

No. They typically don't come with a driver.

[ioudas]

You have no idea.

So now I have to get a driver for this thing.

[futureleader]

I suppose not.

Yeah. You're going to have to get professional drivers.

[ioudas]

Lame.