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[ioudas]

Right, so here's the deal. July 31^st is either my 211^th birthday or my 33^rd- give or take 35 years. Either way, I need ideas on what I'm doing because as fun as doing a bar crawl is, the last time I did that I ended up at a monastery in Spain. I'd go into the story, but really it's a very, very long story. So, what is it that you all do in the future do for your birthday?

Regardless, whatever I choose to do, you're all invited. It's no fun celebrating your birthday in the future.

Plus, while I'm here I would like the following things for my birthday:

➝ A lion
➝ A trip to Ireland or India
➝ Apparently you all have perfected the submarine? Yes, I would like that.
➝ And one of those contraptions that let you fly. What's it called, an aeroplane?
➝ Seriously, I would really like a lion.

(ooc; now with more open log!)

Comments

[enigmaestro]

You deserve all the above, if only for pissing off Pherson so aptly.

[ioudas]

Well, thank you. I do try my best.

[enigmaestro]

I can't help but enjoy the show.

[ioudas]

I tend to do things out of spite these days.

[enigmaestro]

A man after my own heart. But really, I'm pleased that you've attracted a gaggle of well-wishers -- that's what I'll call them, anyway,

[ioudas]

Oh please, you'll make me blush. (a beat:) I'll take the latter as compliment as well.

[enigmaestro]

As was my intention! It's always a joy to see someone be humorous over this Network, well done. Brightens my day just that bit.

[ioudas]

I don't know where you got the impression that I'm being funny; I, in all seriousness, want a lion for my birthday.

[enigmaestro]

Then I suppose your gift for humor is a delightful bonus. In all sincerity, I hope you're satisfied with your results.

[ioudas]

Are you not coming?

[enigmaestro]

I might have to settle for sending a card. But oh, you tempt me.

Will Pherson be there?

[ioudas]

I doubt it, if I can be honest.

[enigmaestro]

Real pity, he'd make the perfect birthday clown.

[ioudas]

Lets stay away from clowns. They seem to be a running motif in my life and I'm here more or less to relax.

[enigmaestro]

I can't say I'm too fond of the literal ones, either, to be honest. Funny how disagreeable they tend to be.

[ioudas]

I don't know what clowns you're hanging around, mine tended to scream at me for not being a suitable parent.

[enigmaestro]

I can safely say that isn't the case, with me.

[ioudas]

I've also had them try and brutally murder me, so that's something we still have in common.

[enigmaestro]

Oh good, and here I was so worried that I'm alone in that club. Hooray for us, hmm?

[ioudas]

It's a sad day when this is a vacation.

[enigmaestro]

At least we're realistic enough to realize the tragedy of it, right?

[ioudas]

Not so much a tragedy. I'm actually really enjoying myself.