(voice.)

[ioudas]

Right, so here's the deal. July 31^st is either my 211^th birthday or my 33^rd- give or take 35 years. Either way, I need ideas on what I'm doing because as fun as doing a bar crawl is, the last time I did that I ended up at a monastery in Spain. I'd go into the story, but really it's a very, very long story. So, what is it that you all do in the future do for your birthday?

Regardless, whatever I choose to do, you're all invited. It's no fun celebrating your birthday in the future.

Plus, while I'm here I would like the following things for my birthday:

➝ A lion
➝ A trip to Ireland or India
➝ Apparently you all have perfected the submarine? Yes, I would like that.
➝ And one of those contraptions that let you fly. What's it called, an aeroplane?
➝ Seriously, I would really like a lion.

(ooc; now with more open log!)

Comments

:')

[hiddles]

Be wary; you have not seen the size of my teeth.

[ioudas]

I'm the sort that enjoys being bitten.

[hiddles]

I think your words might be bigger than your mouth.

[ioudas]

I'm very vocal with my desires.

[hiddles]

When I do bring you this beast, we shall have to see whose is the louder roar.

[ioudas]

I assure you, it will be I.

[hiddles]

Ah, but mayhap I like the quiet.

[ioudas]

You say that thinking that I won't be able to change your mind.

[hiddles]

Ah, you have me there. I am changeable.

[ioudas]

Makes my job easier.

[hiddles]

You are brave or quite the fool to speak to Loki thus.

No, excuse me, that is not so. You could easily be both!

[ioudas]

(nah, it can't be the Norse God.)

Your parents chose quite the apt name if you're this much of a tease.

[hiddles]

There is an expression, I believe, about stopped watches. [And how they are right twice a day.]

[ioudas]

Am I supposed to know that one?

[hiddles]

Ah, another foreigner.

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

If my father was correct about one thing, it was that I am Loki.

[ioudas]

No, just someone that doesn't take much in stock in useless foreigners.

(he considers it for a moment. one, loki could be hot. two, it could be a terrible decision to hit on loki. three, loki is a he. four, loki is hot lady.)

I want to be really dumb and say, yes I know you just told me. But.

[hiddles]

[it could be a terrible decision to hit on loki.]

"Dumb" or not, it seems you have already said it.

[ioudas]

Like Loki, son of Laufey and Fárbauti? Say that your universe is different.

[hiddles]

I am sure my universe is different. [But that's not a denial.]

[ioudas]

Are you a woman in that universe?

[hiddles]

I have many names, many shapes, yet I am only Loki.

[ioudas]

Do you mind leaning forward?

i lol'd

[hiddles]

[Loki leans forward.]

Make your own judgements.

i apologize for this horribleness.

[ioudas]

I haven't made a bad decision in a few months.

you shouldn't

[hiddles]

It does not follow that you've made a good one.