38th - [voice]

[rocksforbrains]

Y'know what, Network? If I've gotta listen to people yap about the Olympics for the next week - thanks for that by the way, dead Greek dudes - then I'm gonna just come out and say what I think. Like I always do. Even when it's not a good idea.

Mutants and other imPorts with non-crappy powers not having organized sports here is total bullshit. See, back in my world we have this thing called Unlimited Class Wrestling just for people with superstrength, and a bunch of other, less-legal wrestling groups like that one I was in for a little while 'cause of that thing Julian and me and the others did that I'm not supposed to talk about .

Now, we probably don't have enough super strong people here to do anything exactly like that, but there's gotta be some kind of imPort Olympics That Is Better Than The Real Olympics we can set up, and then we can get all the endorsements and maybe we'll start getting hated less again. But mainly the endorsements.

So what I need to hear from you guys is ideas on what we could do. I promise you'll get a little credit for them. Like, half credit. Or a third.

Maybe.

Comments

[rocksforbrains]

I dunno, how extreme would it be?

[futureleader]

Pretty damn extreme. With explosions, and sudden death rounds.

[rocksforbrains]

Karate kicking with skates on?

[futureleader]

Now we're talkin.

[rocksforbrains]

Skate Fu, the martial art of the future!

[futureleader]

All I have to do is learn kung-fu and I'll be the Skate Fu champion.

[rocksforbrains]

Man, you just can't learn normal kung fu and then expect to be able to do it on ice!

[futureleader]

I already know how to ice skate, so.

[rocksforbrains]

But then you gotta learn to do both at once. Do you think you can skate while also looking out for leg sweeps?

[futureleader]

Uh, you're talking to the guy who can fucking read minds Santo.

[rocksforbrains]

You still gotta be able to dodge even if you know they're coming!

[futureleader]

Make 'em choke! Have you no imagination, Santo? I thought being friends with Keller, you'd know all the ways to cheat.

[rocksforbrains]

Hey, I let other people figure that stuff out. I'm just the muscle.

[futureleader]

All rock and no brain.